Fat Hair

Oh it's been a long, long time. I've been neglecting my blogger responsibilities, but now that I have more time, I will try to keep it up, even if only I read this.

Also, Frederic Fekkai's Sheer Hold Hairspray is the greatest hairspray ever. I only curl my hair, and humidity, cigarette smoke (not mine!), and stuffy gross air in clubs and such flatten it and make it gross. All other hairspray would make my hair all hard and frizzy, so I never used it or any other hair products...EXCEPT this one! It has a nice smell and it doesn't leave my hair all hard and nasty afterwards. It's flexible, my hair remains soft, and it holds! Worth the $23 if you have a difficult time finding a good hairspray.

Love Barbie

And Barbie loves MAC. I've always thought MAC was an overrated makeup brand, a brand that 16 year-olds pick up mostly for the packaging and advertising and because everyone else wears it. But I admit, I have a lot of MAC, but that's because it's cheaper than the brands I would really like to use, and well, I also like the packaging.

And now, MAC is doing a Barbie Loves MAC collection, and I am a sucker for cool looking makeup, even though I don't know how to do makeup at all. But when I'm at the counter looking at all the pretty colors, I somehow believe I can do it and end up buying something totally impractical (for me), like purple eyeshadow. Anyway. I love the sold-out Rocking Chick lipstick, the one on the models above. Who knows how often I'd wear it? It doesn't matter. Every fat bitch needs a hot pink somethin' or another!

I also love Barbie. I look past the unrealistic tall freaky woman she would be if she were real and the psychological damage she does to young girls because Barbie is fun and she gets to drive around in a Ferrari and live in a giant mansion and wear outfits by Diane Von Furstenberg. And now she loves MAC, and so does Fat Bitch.