Saturday, December 30, 2006

It Never Ends


My list of wants will never end. Kind of like The Simpsons. Doh.

Today at the mall I saw about 193849 things I wanted but wa
s about $9381003 short. As I wrote about before, I want a pair of corduroy or velvet pants. I found a pair by Antik that I liked at Macy*s, but can't seem to find a picture of them online. They were black and velvet, a good alternative to jeans for the cold winter (as cold as Southern California gets). I also found a cropped pair of Frankie B.s that I liked, but I don't need anymore jeans, though I have zero pairs of cropped denim.



I also found a few cashmere Michael Stars sweaters I liked. But being cashmere, they were muy expensivo.

I stepped into the new Gucci store and decided that vintage Gucci is much better than modern Gucci. The Fashion Valley store has RTW too, for those looking for more than a purse.

This L.A.M.B bag caught my attention at Nordstrom. They also had the Speedy-shape style in smaller sizes and different patterns... I just can't remember the exact pattern yet. I love the Speedy shape. They remind me of Gucci with the stripe and all.


I also went to the new Bloomingdales and looked at a bunch of James Perse (I didn't go to the store that also just opened though), Splendid, Michael Stars, and Ella Moss basic tops (no Ella Moss Melody Dress).

Oh, the dress above is Peter Som Spring 2007. So light flowy and pretty.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Zac Posen Sp07

Some of the lovelies I would buy if I had oodles of money and places to wear them:



I love the whole thing - the white, the full skirt, the cropped jacket.


I've always liked super deep cuts like on this dress, but don't you need at least little boobage for it? The big satin bow just makes it perfect.

I want a Zac Posen Barbie in this gigantic dress. And I want her to have dark hair. Someone write a letter to Mattel!

Topless

Everyday I go into my closet thinking I need more tops, sweaters, jackets - typically tops. It often feels like I don't have much even though I spend countless hours searching for the perfect jeans, jacket, whatever. I realized recently though, that what makes a lot (note: not all) of my style are basic sweaters and tops. They get spruced by a colorful purse, necklace, and the just-right boots. Hanging in my closet, these items look like nothing special. It's when it's put together that it becomes more interesting. Good hair is a must as well. Don't you feel gross if your hair is bad that day (even if the clothes are good)? If hair is bad, all else fails. Nothing else matters if hair is nasty. Good hair days are a necessity. At least to me.

Everytime I go home my mom calls me "shoe collector". I think she's referring to the cheapo shoes I bought in high school and left at home when I moved out. Man, but I wish I could collect shoes the way I want to collect shoes. I need more $ for that though. Like, $500-600 ish for a pair of shoes kinda money.

A big portion of my closet is dedicated to jeans, shoes, and more recently, purses and dresses. Lots of the dresses are dressier and can't be worn everyday or often at all. I have tons of jeans and shoes to wear all the time, but what about tops? Where are my tops? How come I find it so difficult to find a good shirt?

Most tops that I do have are basic. Basic knit turtleneck and crewneck sweaters. Basic tank tops. Black, white. They seem so dull when looking at them in the closet and my dresser. I realized it's the accessories that jazz up my ensembles. So it's these I need to splurge (as "splurgy" as I can do) on. Shoes, bags, jewelry, etc. They make up and complete the "outfit".

Which reminds me, I love tights. In all colors. Knit tights, especially. They are wonderful during winter underneath everything, even when not showing, to keep me ohsowarm.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

A Very Target Christmas

Most things I got this flu-y Christmas were from Target. I'm not complaining. My Pumpkin (aka boyfriend) got me the white Behnaz taffeta dress I talked about with regret in one of my Target posts! I think I've lost about 5 pounds since my flu-ness, but the dress is already tight as it is. I need to get those 5 lbs. back though-- my jeans just aren't fitting the same. I feel very Nicole Richie-esque (minus the Louboutins, dammit).

I also received the Hello Kitty teacup alarm clock/radio and a McDonald's gift card for my inner fat bitch. So it's not so much "inner" fat bitch as it is "all over the place" fat bitch. Well, whatever.

I love all the high-waisted skirts (I dunno yet about them jeans, though) so I'm excited for Proenza Schouler's debut at Target.


Pictures from Spring 2007.

Merry Late Christmas

Sorry for the lack of posts. I am still alive, though I felt I was barely so one week ago. I was Fat Flu Bitch, and was bound to the bathroom floor. It was not so lovely. I am better. I will write tons later, but must run some errands so will leave you with a picture of some tasty cupcakes.

P.S. Sprinkles cupcake mix now for sale!


Thursday, December 14, 2006

Nooo!

That Ella Moss dress? SOLD OUT IN MY SIZE TODAY. I AM SO SAD. I am looking for it EVERYWHERE and placed a special order inquiry with Revolveclothing (where I planned to get it TIL THEY SOLD OUT), but that can take up to 3-7 days for them to tell me WHEN they will get more. I wanted it by New Years, and this just ruins my day. TOTALLY ruins it. They have it in black, but I want VANILLA. I KNEW I shouldn't have waited! You wait, and what happens? THEY SELL OUT! If anyone can find one in vanilla in an XS, LET ME KNOW and I will owe you my first-born.

Woe is me.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Zac Posen


I LIKE HIM. A LOT. NOT JUST HIS CLOTHES, HIM TOO. BUT IS HE FLOATING IN THAT PICTURE? WELL HE SHOULD BE.

SORRY FOR THE CAPS.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Dear Santa

I haven't been that good this year. This has actually probably been the crappiest year in terms of most everything. Please feel sympathy for me. In addition to everything below I've already posted as a "must have", I also want the following for Christmas (ignore the unrealistic-ness of it all):

ALL Christian Louboutins, especially the Yoyo slingbacks in white, yellow, black, the Clichy in anything, the Decollette 868 in any color, and the Sing Sing in black and white.


LV Cerises Speedy 25 (available on eBay only), or Damier Azur Speedy 25.

Balenciaga Classique or Le Dix in any color.

Nina Ricci dresses, like the one on my Myspace and most from the Spring 2006 RTW.


LV Gold Miroir Papillon.

Polka Dot Galoshes for crappy rainy days available at Nordstrom.

Sailor or birthday outfit for my doll Samantha.



New bedding. Shabby chic themed.

These C Label Apollo heelsthat I want so badly:

Please, Santa Baby.

J Brand

I love the J Brand Corduroy jeans. I saw a pair today but was unsure if they were the 14" or the 12" (I didn't try them on). They'd be good for winter, since jeans feel gross when they get wet and they're super cold to put on in cold ass mornings. I like J Brand's because they're simple and don't have loud flashy labels, and no one would know what they were just by looking at them. Well no one who doesn't know about J Brand, at least.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

No.

I was cruising through Myspace today when I came across this:


Why?! WHY. And the comments people left her about her being "sexi" and "f*ckin hott". WHAT, are these people blind. And is SHE blind? I had to happy face her face out because, well just look at it. THAT IS A SHIRT. No matter how much weight she lost (comments say she lost weight), you should never wear a SHIRT as a dress (unless it's a tunic, which is a different story completely). Her VAGINA is like, a centimeter away from the hem of that shirt! PUT SOME PANTS ON. She could've followed the leggings trend and put some of those on! Even though I don't think leggings work at all with this shirt, and those shoes are just asfheuncdkslel (there are no words), it would've been better than NO pants. If someone had taken a picture from behind, I SWEAR she would have upside down plumber ass. And the cork Soda-ish brand shoes are... well I won't get started with that.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Ella Moss

I love Ella Moss.





That is why. With the right shoes (the Dolce Vita posted before, boots with jeans, oh so many possibilites) and big hair. MUST HAVE.

Experimentation

They say the 20s are the time for experimentation in style. You can get away with the most during this decade. They say try crazy things, but those who do (Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan - maybe that's because they don't wear underwear anymore?) are criticized. Well what the heck, here I go.

Remember the early 90s when shirts were cool underneath flowy flowery dresses?



Minus flowers and not-so-flowy. My middle is sort of wrinkly and saggy looking because the dress kind of scrunches up right around there. I tried. Not very crazy at all, but who knows what I'll come up with next?

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Miss Rosie

I likes roses. And roses on sweaters. Coffee Bean inspiration.

Must have (the rosie). After December 15.


Friday, December 01, 2006

Sienna


I know I have the above Sienna Miller picture on my Myspace. It's the messed up image that I like, not her. If only she would get her own style! I mean it's not like she's ugly or anything. I know people are influenced by others, but down right copying of a style of someone you know and should respect is disrespectful, in my opinion.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Today

My car was being wonky and unsafe to drive so I had to tow it to the mechanic and skip all my classes. What is a "mass air flow sensor" (or something) anyway? Well whatever the hell it is the total is about 500-600 dollars! Third time this year it needed an expensive part replaced. Die.

I wore this. It's nothing exciting and really basic, but work with me here. I need more sweaters, jackets, and warm boots. Yes, that is what I need. Especially waterproof.


BP White sweater thing
White tank top thing underneath
Frankie B. jeans that are super thight and I have to yank the bottoms to get off
My black Sienna boots
My Indian necklace from my dear Indian friend
My half-wet hair

Ralph

These are some Ralph Lauren goodies on my Xmas list. Xmas list to dear sweet Santa Claus. Buddy the elf can pass the message on.

Big Pony Polo. I love the gigantic polo! I like the navy one the best, and the "3" on the right sleeve adds to it.

Classic Navy Blazer. Boys 2-7. Hopefully it wouldn't be too wide. I have no idea what size I'd be though, since it's for little little boys. I'm a little little girl though so it's alright. I also like the boys herringbone one and the velvet:


Isn't it great to be a girl and be able to wear boys clothes? And not just boys, but little baby boys. I'm the size of a starving ethiopian eight year old, by the way. This is the picture at the top of the site where I got the pictures from:




Don't be making snarky comments about me being too small. It comes in handy.

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Row


THE ROW by Mary-Kate and Ashley

This weekend I picked up the latest issue of Teen Vogue with Mary-Kate on the cover (there's another with Ashley on the cover as well). In it, they talk about their new couture line, THE ROW (not in all caps, just my excitement). In the articles, they were very secretive and the magazine only lets us know that it involves cashmere, leggings, and tshirts. It'd be interesting to see this line since they've only done their little girl line, which doesn't so much tickle my fancy. I like Mary-Kate's style when she's not too homeless looking, and Ashley's more sophisticated taste (it has inspired me to find Oliver Peoples Tara sunglasses and a fitted cropped black leather jacket). So you can understand my excitement when I checked fashionlogie and found that they've let the line loose! In Barneys only. I like the simple white tank top and their simplicity theme. Simple things that are well made and pay attention to fit and fabric always look the best and feel the best to wear. Forget all the trends (well not really, but remember the basics)! It's out! LET'S GO TO BARNEYS.

continuation of 'target fun'

Other things at Target this weekend that irked my interest (so the word "irk" is bad... I make it good!):

Behnaz Sarafpour Stretch Bermuda Shorts. I don't really think I'd ever wear these because bermuda shorts aren't really my thang, but they looked well made and seemed like they'd work well for work. The reviewers give them five stars.



Behnaz Brocade Skirt. I like this, it's very festive for Christmas and such, but I'm afraid it would be like a big balloon on me. Still like it from what I've seen in magazines and such, though.

Behnaz Stretch Velvet Skirt. I like velvet, high rises, and purply colors. So this skirt is good. Again, very Christmassy.


Behnaz A-List Princess dress. They had only ONE left and it was in MY size, but alas, I did not get it. I wasn't sure of when I'd wear it, if I ever even would. But now that I think about it, for $44.99, I'd FIND somewhere to wear it to! I know one day will come where I'll need a little dress and I won't have it. And I'll think of the time I was at home and at Target and it was there and the last one... and I didn't get it. Regret!

Mossimo Ruffleneck Cami. Simple and flowy, not in a pregger chick way.

I also found some Hello Kitty goodies in a glass case that came with matching Hello Kitty jewelry boxes. There was one little charm bracelet that caught my attention, and the second time I went to Target I asked to see it. Then I asked the price. "$199.99". First I thought he said "$1.99" so I got excited. Then I realized it was ONE HUNDRED NINETY NINE dollars. That was when I quickly told him no. Since when does Target sell $199.99 Hello Kitty charm bracelets? Unless it was Tarina Tarantino, which I don't think it was. It looked much cheaper than that. I could get a real kitty for 60 bucks at my local Petco.

There was a lot more, but not all of it is online so I'll end it here.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

stylists


Who loves that Nicole Richie dumped Rachel Zoe on her ass? Okay, so I don't know if it was ON HER ASS, but you know what I mean. It's always seemed like cheating to me to have a stylist. Of course you're gonna look good if you pay another person whose expertise is fashion to pick it out and tell you to wear it! It's like these celebrities don't need to use their own mind, own creativity, own uniqueness. Just pay someone else major $ and guaranteed best-dressed list (not always). Rachel Zoe never really helped Nicole, LiLo, and Mischa develop their own sense of style and to go with it. She just kind of gave them her thin Grecian goddess flowy dresses boho style to take on as their own. HOWEVER. I do think Rachel Zoe did much good for Nicole. Look at how Nicole Richie looked before Rachel Zoe:


In that first picture, look at all those colors! I like purple and pink when done right, but when put all together in an outfit the way she has it, blech. And her fake multicolore Speedy 30! She's loaded, right? Couldn't she be able to afford a real $1000+ Louis Vuitton bag? The worst part has to be the hair though. So trashy. I don't want to get started on the second picture. Let's just say Rachel Zoe helped her, I admit. Because this is how she looked after (and now):
So much better. But now that Nicole has the tips to dress well and knows not to have nappy black and blonde extensions/highlights, she can move on and pick out stuff for herself. I hear she's using another stylist (I think the one who dresses Penelope Cruz) for some upcoming awards show where she's supposed to perform for her dad (or with him? I don't remember). Pick up the current US Weekly to find out.

I leave you with a picture I'm sure you've seen before of Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan looking super gross. Lindsay Lohan should've NEVER went blonde and this lollipop look ain't pretty. And she's very pale and freckly.


Saturday, November 25, 2006

target fun

I stayed up til 2 last night/today (whatever) to go to the outlets in Carlsbad. Not quite sure why I chose to go there, but that's where I ended up. Didn't find anything. BUT. I went to Target later today and got the Behnaz Sarafpour Charm Necklace. It's the NY one with charms of like an apple, taxi, pizza, and more on it. Last one! I was lucky. I also found other things I liked but will wait. I'll post on those items later. Hello Kitty is involved.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Still in love with this.See how it has a red and green stripe? Perfect for Christmas. Get me it.

xoxoxo.

Friday, November 17, 2006

up down turn around please don't let me hit the ground

The title has nothing to do with what I'm going to post, I'm just listening to the song (Temptation by New Order). Anyhoots, besides the realization that I need more tops in all forms (shirts, sweaters, jackets), these items are also on my [realistic] to get list:

A nude lipstick. All my lipsticks (a total of TWO) are MAC because Robert Smith of The Cure says they work and stay on like no other, but possibly I can branch out to other good lipstick brands? Nude is supposed to be all over the place, like plaid, but so far I'll stick with the nude lipstick. The nude shoes can come later. Haven't grown to like nude much yet. Too...naked (hence the name nude, I suppose).

Behnaz Sarafpour? I want to go check out Target's new goodies. What's with the news of Target selling Coach and Dooney? Trying to be more upscale, like a department store? Well, we'll see.

Dolce Vita boots? Possibly, I'm not quite sure how I feel about the heel of them yet. But I love the buckles. The white and gold heels below are also Dolce Vita. Dolce Vita is my current shoe luvah.

More jumpers. Whatever colors. Just more jumpers. And empire-waisted dresses. Like Edie Sedgwick. Who wants to go see Factory Girl with me when it comes out? Even though Sienna Miller is a copycat of Kate Moss, the movie still looks interesting.

Galoshes? Or some sort of warm winter boot. More of a necessity than a want, but hey.

And as always, I am on the constant lookout for boots in all colors. Boots add tons to a blah blah outfit. That is, if you do it right.

I also still love the LV Speedy 25. I'm going to see if I can find a good vintage one. A girl in my class has a vintage Speedy and it still looks really good. I don't care for the "status symbol" or whatever that people think comes with owning one. I like how it LOOKS. I don't care that tons of other people have the monogram canvas, I will make it look better. I don't care for other styles such as the Alma or the Noe, or tons others. I like this one for how it's shaped and just how it looks in general, and I don't want one that's trying to be it. I want the real thing. The darkened patina that comes with it over time looks good too. And it can be taken from day to night. It's also big and fits tons of stuff and lasts a long time. It's this or a vintage Gucci doctor's bag, but that doesn't go with as much because of the green and red stripe. The new Damier Azur line is out as well -- the feminized Damier (light blue and creamish).

I never stop wanting.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

rain and cities

So I'm kind of disappointed in this unexpected rain (it was so nice yesterday!) because I wanted to go on down to the ghetto and get some cupcakes. I don't like going out in the rain. I love cold weather, minus the wind and rain. I like the clothes that come with it and the toasty hot chocolatey New Yorky feel from it. But wind and rain just ruin everything. Hair, shoes, wet jeans, gross. I need a good Costco Munsingwear sweatpants and sweatshirt combo like I had in 6th grade on cold P.E. days. Who cares if I'll look like grandpa going on a jog? I'll be warm and comfortable! Or I could get more Primp pieces, if they would make more cute things like cupcakes, cake, ice cream cones, and UNICORNS. Did you know I thought unicorns were real until I was 11?

I was once told from a fellow that what I was wearing was more NY than San Diego. What is San Diego style, then? How does it differ from L.A.'s style? L.A. is about boob shirts and jeans for going out. And tiny little skirts and dresses and things that would fall under the category of "sexy". Sexy maybe (borderline slutty and often over-the-line slutty for several though), but not very fashionable. How many ways can you do clubbing clothes, anyway? It's about skin and showing off bodies. Not so much about the actual clothes themselves. But what is San Diego? I don't feel it's very different from L.A., just less of it. Not as glittery and not as concerned with image. New York is more than just about designer jeans, which I like. It's about everything. It's not all about name and bodies. It's twenty year old grandma mixed with Missoni and Balenciaga. It's Carrie Bradshaw! Speaking of which, who can't wait for the movie?

Well whaddaya know, it's raining! I should've gotten those galoshes yesterday, I knew it. Lack of money kinda prevents that.

Wishlist

Funny how shortly after my last post, I want some Coach galosh-type boots. Proof that their shoes are better than their bags (well not really proof, but proof that I like the shoes more). Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale. I feel these will come in handy during the rainy season, even if it doesn't rain much in Southern California. But I hate having wet feet and worrying that suede on my boots will get ruined. I also hate it when the bottoms of jeans get wet from puddles and such, so these galoshes will be nice. I wanted some last year, but never got around to it. There's a pair on the website, but I'm not sure if they're the same. They don't look magnificent on their own, but once paired with the right ensemble I think they will work.

I am on the hunt for tops. All tops, including jackets and sweaters. I realize I have tons of shoes and jeans, but what about the tops? Serious lackage in that department. So I've found these, and wish for my imaginary sugar daddy to buy me them all:

It's orange and has big buttons and a nice cut. I love it. Price? $228. Don't have that kind of dough. Sugar daddy, donde estas?

$88. Do-able for the Sugar Daddy. I like girliness. Ribbons, ruffly sleeves, skirted thingamabobs (without pregger effect). Partly why I loved Santino. That purple Barbie challenge dress? I'd give up my first born for that.

Pretty in Pink. I was never a big pink person, but certain shades and styles will win me over. Like this one at $118. Look at that big ass ribbon/bow. Oh so pretty.


$198 and perfectly disheleved. I love the collar and asymmetry.

They are all from Anthropologie. Sugar Daddy! Take note.

Monday, November 13, 2006

unimpressed

There are several brands and trends that are whatever and I never understood the hype that came with them. Here are some:

Dooney and Bourke. I hate this brand. It looks really tacky and little-kiddish to me. So many of the prints look like fruit loops or Trix cereal. I also feel like a lot of people who have them think they have some great designer purse, when really they don't.


Coach. Definitely not as bad as Dooney and Bourke, but I think their shoes are nicer than their bags. I don't really like the monogram print of the Coach, but some styles are okay. I like the Daphne bags, but I'm not so impressed by much else. People who buy this and Dooney need to know that these are not super-expensive designer purses, but "affordable luxury". There's nothing wrong with that, I don't own any fancy designer bags either. But don't flaunt it like it is. Whip out the Chloe Paddington bag, Fendi Spybag, or any of the other "it" bags and the other bags that come with the designer and you get real luxury. Below is Jessica Alba with the Daphne bag. I think I prefer the ones without the monogram or annoying colors. Carmen Electra has this too. I think that's about it.

Juicy Couture. I have a white velour track zip up thing from them, but mainly because it is warm and I needed something that I could wear with everything for grocery store trips and such. Since the days of the terry/velour tracksuits are over, I don't see the excitement with anything else they really make. I like some of their coats and jackets, and maybe a couple purses, but the brand has a whole I don't think produces enough of a variety for annoying chicks to be like "JUICY WHORE" and have annoying Myspaces with Juicy all over them. The purple cropped tie empire waist hoodie below is kind of cute. Except I think it might have a fattening effect. Most everything else is overrated and overpriced.




Seven For All Mankind jeans. I understand their importance. But I don't see why everyone asks if I'm wearing Sevens or always talk about Sevens. Sure, they're the first major designer jean brand in the whole designer jean craze, BUT, now how many are there? 291483420 brands. True Religion, Rock and Republic, Frankie B., Antik, Paige Premium, Sass and Bide, J Brand, J&Company, Taverniti So, Hudson, Grass, William Rast (these are on my list to try on)... the list never ends. Jordache even makes designer jeans. The only Sevens that have fit me were the Dojos, which were great. But everything else was whatever and not worth the $150+.