Patrick Robinson for Target

It wasn't until this past year that I became Target-crazy, but who can blame me? All the designers (my first exposure was the colorblock Tara Jarmon dress) at such cheap prices!

I just came across the Patrick Robinson line for Target. And maybe it's because he followed Proenza, who you know I love (got the purple bustier!), but nothing in his collection does much for me. Here's a dress that may be okay. Kind of reminds me of Missoni. I can't really tell because the picture is so small and that scarf covers the straps:

But this next dress, how can I like it? The model looks like she has nappy hair in need of a root touchup and looks like she hates it herself:

This one reminds me of one of the better (and few) things that came from Michael Knight's line:


It all looks very earthy and beachy. Just in time for summer (when Proenza ends). Too bad I don't care much for it. Behnaz Sarafpour kind of reminded me of Laura's stuff from last season's Project Runway, but I did like the New York charm necklace and the strapless white party dress. It was just a little too limited to the holidays. Whatever. I got the Proenza bustier!

Collection Bebe

I know I haven't posted as much as I'd like to, but I've been one busy Fat Bitch. It seems like Fat Bitch is constantly on a schedule, always have to get things done by a certain time, always in a hurry! Anyway. I just saw that Bebe now has a designer line, called Collection Bebe. I actually like a lot of the stuff like this:

I have a softness for white dresses.

But then there was this:

What the hell is that? Is that a bathing suit cover-up? Or is it an actual outfit?

Happy Early Valentine's Day

Hope everybody has a fat and fabulous Valentine's Day full of cupcakes and Christian Louboutins (we wish)!

My cupcakes from Grove Bakery in Lemon Grove, CA.
♥

March Elle

I love it. More on it later.

and let your arrow go...

...straight to my lover's heart for meee.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, Target's red heart bikini, for only $14.99 a piece. I've already worn mine once (only in San Diego can you do this in late January/February). No I will not model it, but the headless girl on the Target website does it for me (girlfriend needs a tan).

Wear this while playing "Cupid" by Sam Cooke. Or at least it's what I do. What can I say, Fat Bitch has a soft side for hearts and fat diapered babies.

♥

Wearing Today

Almost every writer of every fashion blog I read posts pictures of his/her outfits for certain days. I suggest everyone join Closet Therapy's "Wearing Today" forum, where everyone posts, well, what they wear that day. It's always fun to see, and we all love it, so do it!

Bustier Blasphemy

What! How come, in my hunt through five Targets, I could not find ONE silk bustier in any size? Why is it already sold out before Fat Bitch has one? I got the huge black bag (kind of looks like a laptop bag, but bigger with only handles) and some white cropped pants, which I will get rid of to have that bustier. The purple bustier dress is online in all sizes, but I am waiting for the silk purple bustier of my dreams. I will have one. Nothing stops Fat Bitch.

Proenza Sunday

Sunday, February 4th is the launch of Proenza Schouler at Target. I will be getting up early to get there right when Target opens. Clothes give me the motivation to wake up. Also, my size in everything always seems to go first. I like the button down blue and purple skirts, the bustier, the happy purple dress, and the gray sweater over it. Yay for Sunday!

rainy days require cupcakes

The other day it rained and I had to go to class. I got to use two of my Christmas gifts from elder sister. I'd worn the galoshes before but never in the rain, so they lost their virginity to the rain this week.


Hollister fuzzy sweater from about 3-4 years ago
Mossimo (Target) grey dress. The back is more exciting, but I was too lazy to take a picture of it (strappy tie type thing)
Cream knit tights
Chooka Cupcake Galoshes

I feel like some sort of knit cap would've topped it off. Oh well.

And yes, that is my socked foot peaking out from the bottom left corner.